Rob Jenson's Standard Disclaimer

This disclaimer is always in a state of construction and refinement, and subject to change at any moment. It is unfinished, and probably never will be finished. Please send me your comments about this disclaimer.

This statement applies to any E-mail message, USENET news posting, web page, and any other public or private electronic communication that originated from Robert B. Jenson, aka Rob Jenson, of Bethesda MD, that contains one or more of the following statements embedded within:

• Disclaimer: http://www.spotch.com/~robjen/disclaimer.shtml
• All my words herein are covered by my standard disclaimer: http://www.spotch.com/~robjen/disclaimer.shtml.
• All content on this page is covered by my standard disclaimer: http://www.spotch.com/~robjen/disclaimer.shtml.
• All content on this page is covered by my standard disclaimer.

For the sake of clarity, the following definitions will be used throughout this disclaimer:

Author
The word "author" refers to Rob Jenson, aka Robert B. Jenson.

Content
The word "content" indicates any and all words that originated with the author, in any electronically published format. Works of the author that are subject to this disclaimer are considered to be those that are created in an electronic form, such as E-mail, USENET news postings, or web pages. The verbally spoken words of the author are not considered in the context of this disclaimer, nor any transcript or interpretation of those words. Written documents (i.e., on paper, parchment, or other non-electronic physical media), either signed or otherwise, are also not subject to this disclaimer. This disclaimer, in part, and in whole, is also subject to this disclaimer.

Viewer
The word "viewer" indicates any and all individuals that accept, distribute, read, receive, or otherwise view any content generated by the author. The intent or willingness of the viewer to read or view the content has no bearing on the applicability of this disclaimer. No third-party representations of the content as presented in any form shall be construed as the intent or representation of the author.

The author does not warrant the correctness or veracity of any content subject to this disclaimer. The author makes no claim to the suitability of the content for any purpose whatsoever.

The author accepts no responsibility for the application of the concepts or ideas expressed in any content subject to this disclaimer. Application includes the observation, absorption, belief, disbelief, contemplation, cogitation, or other emotional, intellectual, or physical action, event, change of state, or non-change of state that can be attributed causally or consequently to any act of a viewer with respect to any content subject to this disclaimer. Any actions of the viewer in conjuction with or consequent to consumption of content subject to this disclaimer shall be attributed to the viewer.

The content is exclusively the personal opinion of the author. Under no circumstances should the content be attributed to any employer, past, present, or future, of the author, unless so stated explicitly by that individual or organization.

The content is exclusively the personal opinion of the author. Under no circumstances should the content be attributed to any personal or professional associate of the author, unless so stated explicitly by that individual or organization. The content should not be attributed to any family member of the author.

The content should not be assumed to have any explicit or implicit intent on the part of the author. It is particularly important to remember that the content may be one or more of the following, in the opinion of the author. There is no limit to other alternative reasons that the content was generated by the author, none of which are to be construed as educational, informational, truthful, or otherwise useful to the viewer.

• a joke.
• a thought-experiment.
• an extreme example of some limit, whether social, legal, philosophical, or other.
• the personal ramblings of the author.
• the expressions of the author as a result of an extreme emotional or physiological state, even to the extremes of temporary or permanent insanity.

The content should not be attributable to the author simply because the author is named, or this disclaimer is referenced. Unambiguous authentication of the content, including verification of the untampered state of the content and uncoerced state of the author, should be obtained before assuming that the author had anything to do with creating the content. Excellent forgeries and inexpensive imitations of the author's work abound.

The author has no interest in being contacted by mass-mailing, inclusion in mailing lists, or otherwise presented with any non-personalized communication relating to this content. All unsolicited commercial E-mail (U.C.E.) that is transmitted to the author as a result of the content will be referred to the service providers and/or law enforcement officials. All U.C.E. received by the author will be considered a direct form of harrassment and will be handled as such, at the sole discretion of the author. Direct communication with the author is acceptable provided that this E-mail link is used to generate the message, that the message includes the full name, E-mail address, and business address, and that the message is not a mass-marketting type message. The author possesses sufficient mass to not require any future mass-marketting products.

The legality of this document or the use of standard disclaimers has not, to the knowledge of the author, been ruled upon by a court. Therefore, the validity of this document is entirely conjectural.

This disclaimer is subject to the laws of the State of Maryland and the United States of America. Should they ever be codified in an egalitarian and acceptable in a freely adopted fashion by the people, the author also accepts the laws of the planet Earth and the Human Race. No other laws, by-laws, belief systems, associations, or other moral or ethical baggage shall be attributed to this disclaimer.